I had no lessons in college until this afternoon. Yet Mum drove me out of the house saying "I want some adult time with Neil in the bedroom"
Thankyou mum for surpassing the stages of mental scarring and entering Mind Napalm territory, MENTAL BURNING

It's Neils 40th today and his kids, Tacha and Tarrah, are coming up from Essex to see him tonight. Oh Lordy.