Well to start off this blog i'd like to point out how much I laughed when reading the fukd. It's not often you come across blogs which subtly throw in crazy humour like that.

Secondly, this year, so far for me, has been utterly shit:
* Broke up with my boyfriend (boooring)
* Argued with my Mark (that's my dad) for reasons most likely to be explained throughout the blog
* Exams, they're always fun
* Grandad died
* Missed exam going to funeral
* Argued with Mark
* Got back together with boyfriend
* Hate boyfriend
* Hate Mark.

So if you don't like whining blogs then this is not going to be the one for you. I shall however try to present my terrible life in a humourous and light hearted fashion... depending on my mood.

Thirdly I should probably introduce myself properly. My names Amy, i'm 17, I live in the UK, not actually in Manchester but near it. I'm only ickle, 5ft2 to be exact, I don't drink, don't smoke and I don't do drugs and i'm still a virgin.

Not your stereotypical teenager in otherwords.

People who do know me have described me as crazy, scary, insane, mad... well... just lock me up in a nutty house. I've also been told i'm mature, and particularly emphatic.

I don't know what that means but i'll presume it's a good thing.

What else, oh yes, I love to sing, I can't dance, I like horseriding though havn't done that for a while, I like to write and study literature and currently i'm finding politics fascinating. Although royally screwed.

I can't tell my friends that because they'll force me to eat cheese or something horrible like that. How dare I join the dark side which is politics.

Anything else... oh yes, Alanis Morissette is my idol and my favourite thing to eat is Ben & Jerries ice cream...

Long Live Cherry Garcia!